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Bumper Stickers

  • Horn broken. Watch for finger.
  • Keep honking... I'm reloading.
  • Your kid may be an honors student, but you're still an idiot.
  • All generalizations are false.
  • Cover me. I'm changing lanes.
  • I brake for no apparent reason.
  • Learn from your parents' mistakes - use birth control.
  • I'm not as think as you drunk I am.
  • Forget about World Peace... Visualize using your turn signal.
  • We have enough youth, how about a fountain of Smart?
  • He who laughs last thinks slowest.
  • I love cats... they taste just like chicken.
  • Rehab is for quitters.
  • I get enough excercise just pushing my luck.
  • Sometimes I wake grumpy; Other times I let her sleep.
  • Jack Kevorkian for White House Physician.
  • I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.
  • Sorry, I don't date outside my species.
  • No radio - already stolen.
  • OK, who stopped payment on my reality check?
  • Few women admit their age; Fewer men act it.
  • It's lonley at the top, but you eat better.
  • A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.
  • Give me ambiguity or give me something else.
  • Make it idiot proof and somebody will make a better idiot.
  • Be nice to kids. They'll choose your nursing home.
  • There are 3 kinds of people: Those who can count & those who can't.
  • Caution: I drive like you do.
This is from JS