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Imagine if all major retailers started making their own condoms and keeping their same slogans...
- Sainsbury Condoms - Making life taste better.
- Lego Condoms - What will you make today?
- Tesco Condoms - Every little helps.
- Nike Condoms - Just do it.
- Microsoft Condoms - Where do you want to go today?
- Peugeot Condoms - The ride of your life.
- Vauxhall Condoms - Raising the Standard!
- Sony Condoms - Do not underestimate the power of Sony Condoms.
- Galaxy Condoms - Why have rubber when you can have silk.
- KFC Condoms - Finger, Licking good.
- Minstrels Condoms - Melt in your mouth, not in your hands.
- Safeway Condoms - Lightening the load.
- Abbey National Condoms - Because life is complicated enough.
- Coca Cola Condoms - The real thing.
- Duracell Condoms - Keep going and going.
- Macintosh Condoms - It does more, it costs less, it's that simple.
- Pringles Condoms - Once you pop, you can't stop.
- Burger King Condoms - Home of the Whopper.
- Goodyear Condoms - For a longer ride go wide.
- FCUK Condoms - No comment required.
- Muller Light Condoms - So much pleasure, but where's the pain.
- ESSO Condoms - The Eye of the Tiger
- Flash Condoms - Just sit back, relax and let flash do all the hard work.
- British Airways Condoms - The World's Favourite Condom.
- British Rail Condoms - We're getting there.
- Halford Condoms - We go the extra mile.
- On-digital Condoms - Plug and play!!!!
- Guinness Condoms - Good Things Come To Those Who Wait.
- Philips Condoms - Lets make things better!
- BT Condoms - Stay in touch!
- Royal Mail Condoms - I saw this and thought of you.
- National Lottery Condoms - It could be you!
- Andrex Condoms - Soft, strong and very very long.
- Mars Condoms - A condom a day keeps the doctor away!!!
- Renault Condoms - Size really does matter!
- Ronseal Condoms - Does exactly what is says on the tin.
- Ronseal Quick-Drying Condoms - its dry and waterproof in about 30 minutes.
- Domestos Condoms - Gets right under the rim!!! (sorry!)
- Heineken Condoms - Reaches parts that other condoms just cannot each.
- The Star Trek Condom - To boldly go where no man has gone before.
- Bounty Condoms - A taste of paradise.
- Pedigree Chum Condoms - Top breeders recommend it.
- Nokia Condoms - Connecting people.
- One-2-One Condoms - Who would you most like to have a 1-2-1 with?
- Vodafone Condoms - How are you?
- Carlsburg Condoms - Probably the best condom in the world.
- AA Condoms - For the 4th emergency service.
- Pepperami Condoms - It's a bit of an animal.
- Polo Condoms - The condom with the hole!!! (VERY poor seller!!!)