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Condoms Slogans

Imagine if all major retailers started making their own condoms and keeping their same slogans...

  • Sainsbury Condoms - Making life taste better.
  • Lego Condoms - What will you make today?
  • Tesco Condoms - Every little helps.
  • Nike Condoms - Just do it.
  • Microsoft Condoms - Where do you want to go today?
  • Peugeot Condoms - The ride of your life.
  • Vauxhall Condoms - Raising the Standard!
  • Sony Condoms - Do not underestimate the power of Sony Condoms.
  • Galaxy Condoms - Why have rubber when you can have silk.
  • KFC Condoms - Finger, Licking good.
  • Minstrels Condoms - Melt in your mouth, not in your hands.
  • Safeway Condoms - Lightening the load.
  • Abbey National Condoms - Because life is complicated enough.
  • Coca Cola Condoms - The real thing.
  • Duracell Condoms - Keep going and going.
  • Macintosh Condoms - It does more, it costs less, it's that simple.
  • Pringles Condoms - Once you pop, you can't stop.
  • Burger King Condoms - Home of the Whopper.
  • Goodyear Condoms - For a longer ride go wide.
  • FCUK Condoms - No comment required.
  • Muller Light Condoms - So much pleasure, but where's the pain.
  • ESSO Condoms - The Eye of the Tiger
  • Flash Condoms - Just sit back, relax and let flash do all the hard work.
  • British Airways Condoms - The World's Favourite Condom.
  • British Rail Condoms - We're getting there.
  • Halford Condoms - We go the extra mile.
  • On-digital Condoms - Plug and play!!!!
  • Guinness Condoms - Good Things Come To Those Who Wait.
  • Philips Condoms - Lets make things better!
  • BT Condoms - Stay in touch!
  • Royal Mail Condoms - I saw this and thought of you.
  • National Lottery Condoms - It could be you!
  • Andrex Condoms - Soft, strong and very very long.
  • Mars Condoms - A condom a day keeps the doctor away!!!
  • Renault Condoms - Size really does matter!
  • Ronseal Condoms - Does exactly what is says on the tin.
  • Ronseal Quick-Drying Condoms - its dry and waterproof in about 30 minutes.
  • Domestos Condoms - Gets right under the rim!!! (sorry!)
  • Heineken Condoms - Reaches parts that other condoms just cannot each.
  • The Star Trek Condom - To boldly go where no man has gone before.
  • Bounty Condoms - A taste of paradise.
  • Pedigree Chum Condoms - Top breeders recommend it.
  • Nokia Condoms - Connecting people.
  • One-2-One Condoms - Who would you most like to have a 1-2-1 with?
  • Vodafone Condoms - How are you?
  • Carlsburg Condoms - Probably the best condom in the world.
  • AA Condoms - For the 4th emergency service.
  • Pepperami Condoms - It's a bit of an animal.
  • Polo Condoms - The condom with the hole!!! (VERY poor seller!!!)
This is from EWM