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He who drinks Australian...

An Australian bloke decided to travel around the Greek Islands. One bright evening He walked into a bar where Jill, (the Australian barmaid) took his order (pint of Fosters) and of course noticed his Australian accent.

Over the course of the night they got to know each other quite a bit. At the end of the night he asked her if she wanted to come back to his place and have sex with him.

Although she did fancy him she said no. He then offered to pay her $200 for the dirty deed. Now, Jill was travelling the world and because she was short of funds She agreed.

The next night the same bloke turned up again and ordered another Fosters and after showing her plenty of attention throughout the night he asked if she would sleep with him again for $200. She thought, "in for a penny in for a pound" and as it was fantastic the night before, she agreed.

For five nights this goes on. On the sixth night the bloke went into the bar yet again. But this time he just ordered his Fosters and sat in the corner.

Jill (a little disappointed) thought that perhaps she should pay him more attention and, well, maybe she wheedle some more cash out of him. So she went over, sat next to him, and asked him where he was from, and he told her, Melbourne.

"So am I..." she said. "...What suburb in Melbourne?"

"Glen Iris" he replied.

"That's amazing." she says, "...so am I - what street?"

"Cameo Street" he said.

"This is unbelievable..." she gasped, "...what number?"

He says "Number 20" and she is astonished.

"You are not going to believe this..." she says,
"...I'm from number 22 and my parents still live there!"

"I know..." he said, "...your father gave me $1,000 to give to you!"

He who drinks Australian - thinks Australian!

This is from my friend BW
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