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SOUTH AFRICA REVENUE SERVICES
New Penis Tax For 2004
The only thing we have not yet taxed is the penis. This is due to the fact that 40% of the time it is hanging around unemployed. 30% of the time it is hard up. 20% of the time it is pissed off and 10% of the time it's in a hole.
It has two dependents, but they're nuts.
Effective January 1, 2004 penises will be taxed according to size.
The tax brackets are as follows:
Males exceeding 12" must file under capital gains.
PLEASE DO NOT ASK FOR AN EXTENSION.
Issues still under consideration are as follows:
|This is from my friend SG|