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Chong calls into work one morning and says, "Hey, boss I not come work today I really sick. I got headache, stomach ache and my legs hurt, I not come to work."

The boss says, "You know Chong, I really need you today. When I feel like this I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes me feel better and I can go to work. You should try that."

Two hours later Chong calls, "Boss, I did what you said and I feel great, I be at work soon. You got nice house."

This is from da boss CG