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Once upon a time, there were two nuns...
SM: "Have you noticed that a man has been following us for the past thirty-eight and a half minutes? I wonder what he wants?"
SM: "Oh, no! At this rate he will reach us in 15 minutes at the most? What can we do?"
SL: "The only logical thing to do of course is to walk faster".
SM: "It's not working."
SL: "Of course it's not working. The man did the only logical thing. He started to walk faster too."
So the man decided to follow Sister Logical. Sister. Mathematical duly arrived at the convent and was very worried about what had happened to Sister Logical. After a short while Sister Logical arrived.
SM: "Sister Logical! Thank God you are here! Tell me what happened?"
SM: "Oh, dear! What did you do?"
SL: "The only logical thing to do. I lifted up my dress."
And those of you who thought it would be dirty, say two Hail Marys!
|This is from my friend DHW|